I have always thought that Lottie is more animal than human.
For example:
This morning in the2 minutes it took to change Charlie's diaper Lottie tackled Jack bringing him screaming and crying to his knees, then she grabbed the paper airplane out of his hands and tore it to pieces then she ran in to bathroom, grabbed a cup, filled it with toilet water and drank it. I swear this girl is the trial of my life right now.
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I have an animal child, too. Sometimes though, she can almost be sweet. But that's only sometimes.
I loved this post beyond all reason. I'm laughing so hard picturing little Lottie in action. And some day when our children are grown we'll probably laugh about days like this. PRobably.
I know this is really not funny for you but I had to laugh. Toilet water?! Oh man that is hilarious in a disturbing kind of way. Kids sometimes make you want to go jump off a cliff. Tate for instance last night screamed his head off at 3 a.m. 'cause we wouldn't let him come in and sleep with us anymore. He screamed until 4:30 and toddler screams are not like baby screams. They are awful as you know. Oh the joy. Hang in there. Lottie may be hard but she is also really cute :)
How could that cute face do any of that? For the toilet water, hey at least it was a flushed toilet!
Send her to me, I would love her here with me.....Mom
yum, toilet water.
Ansley's favorite is toilet water, too! 2 days ago I caught her brushing her teeth with it - happy as a clam! I had to laugh, though, because she was SO thrilled! We have one toilet lock, so it is now time for us to buy another one...good luck!
I love reading your blog, it makes me laugh :)
I promise the transition to three kids is THE HARDEST! Hang in there. Your kids are so cute, and I LOVE their rooms. Great idea with the clock :)
Tell John hi.
The real clincher though is whenever I'm about to really lose it with her she'll say, "Jesus loves Lottie". She's even said "Jesus holds Lottie" a couple times. Wow--that puts it in perspective really quickly.
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